Author Archives: kaiser

We went to see THE NEW PLANET OF THE APES movie the other day.  Yes, I know it is a remake … or a continuation … so this may make me a bit hypocritical.   Oh well. Any way – … Continue reading →

Today I went to the movies. I know, don’t ask many questions about how an adorable BullMastiff gets into the movies, yadda, yadda, yadda … I went to see THE TOURIST with Johnny Depp (my MOM has a crush on … Continue reading →

Did any of you watch? I had a real love/hate relationship with this cast.   Could some of the people be any stupider?  I am going to BET that most of them ate lead paint chips as children. Luckily, there … Continue reading →

Dear Stupid Girl-
Did your bf loose his ability to speak, or is he just not talking to you?? Have you asked him why?? If he hasn’t answered … I am going guess that you annoyed the heck out of him, and he no longer wants to be around you. Sorry to be the bearer of the news … but get OVER IT!! Move along. <3 Kaisipoo. Continue reading →

Hope you had a good one man!! Happy Halloweenie!! Big Tough Guy – KBR. 🙂

There is a boy in one of my college classes that I have a crush on. I don’t think that he even knows I exsist. What should I do? Signed, Wallflower in Washington DC Dear Flower, Not that I am … Continue reading →

I have been trying to lose weight, can you give me some tips? You seem so attractive and popular. Signed, A Little Chubby In Chicago Dear Chubs, I like to keep my advice simple … STOP EATING SO MUCH!! Duh. … Continue reading →

Kaiser has been getting several letters asking him advice. I think I should share my wisdom with you all … starting this week. Have a good week.

grounded me from the computer. I should be back to my normal posting later this week. 🙂 Has anyone been watching Survivor?? Could the YOUNG AND OLD people be any stupider? They should have never voted off Jimmy Johnson. What … Continue reading →

I have been a LAZY BULL MASTIFF, and haven’t been posting much to you all. Don’t worry … we will talk tonight… about Survivor, Glee, and my thoughts as I tuned into Sister Wives. (Yeah, pretty sad.grim.pathetic.) Will they ruin … Continue reading →